mono brow

an eyebrow which is in fact like the normal two eyebrows that most have, except it is joined in the middle to create one super long and hairy brow, known as the mono brow. This is common in retarded, and exceptionally hairy people.

WHOA! that guy has a mono so thick boy scouts could camp under it

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

mono-perv

Verb: The action of seeing someone in passing you would like to have sex with whilst mumbling the words out in your speech at a volume only you can hear.

A hot girl with blonde hair sits under a tree and flicks her hair back

Man mumbles: "i'd love to fuck that girl real hard"

Thus doing a mono-perv

by satanicbean April 14, 2009

Monocep

Slang for the most important muscle in the male body - the penis aka The Monocep.

While many men look to increase their Biceps, Triceps and Quadriceps, I prefer to focus on my Monocep in an effort to truly please the ladies.

by BatmanMuscles August 26, 2013

Monocle

The act of putting ones testicle on a willing participants eye

I played such a brutal game of monocle with molly's mum last night

by BertieQueen April 15, 2015

Polish Monocle

See Arabian Eye Patch

I used to give hoes the Arabian Goggles. Now that I lost me nut to cancer, I give 'em the ol' Polish Monocle!

by Skeeball April 8, 2008

monoboob

when a woman is so fat her boob get hidden by a huge roll of fat, creating the illusion of one long boob across her body. its a pretty nasty look.

girl: have you seen that new chemistry teacher? she has a total monoboob!

by lauralegend February 12, 2007

Mono

when a user of pokemon is challenged to beat the entire game with one type of pokemon

Guy 1: Hey dude i challenge you to do a Mono water on leafgreen
Guy 2: Ok i will record it and put it on youtube

This means Guy 2 has to beat all of leaf green with water types

by Thomas Berkun October 7, 2008