Toledo Mosquito

A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.

A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".

"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."

by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008

Squeaky McSqueakers

Term coined to describe someone who is annoying, obnoxious, intentionally ignorant and - most importantly - squeaky of voice. So squeaky, in fact, you can probably hear them several rooms away (or they're so annoying, you'd CLAIM to anyway).

"Oh, God, not Squeaky McSqueakers again! He/She really makes me just wanna...ARGH!"

by MystickMoggy April 27, 2009

Mosquito Drip Drop

The act and or technique of selflessly hurdling one's own body into a structure of solid composition. Ex. A wall, barrell, or sliding glass door.

After much thought it was decided that the mosquito drip drop technique was the most applicable form of stress relief for the mental ward patient.

by H Man Dizzle April 2, 2011

mosquito bite

really small muscles

That guy has incredibly small mosquito bites

by A February 18, 2007

mosquito

when you squeeze around the base of your genitals so hard that the shaft looks like the stinger and the balls look like eyes.

DC did a sweet mosquito

by moisty October 14, 2004

the mosquito

when a girl proceeds to give a guy head, he slaps her head much like a mosquito, this causes her to bite down on his wang and makes it bleed and then she slurps it up.

down in houston, mat trenchard recieved a mosquito bite.

by sab dad June 19, 2004

mosquito residue

what cums out of your magic stick.

"yo last night i got mosquito residue all over this chick because i didn't have a friger for my moose buggy."

by the all knowing pakigahnistan April 8, 2009