The solid boulder of poo that weighs you down in the morning due to a hearty dinner the night before.
Expelling a morning poo is a happy experience, making you feel refreshed and light on your feet. Doing a morning poo is an indication that you have a good day ahead of you.
Expelling a morning poo is a happy experience, making you feel refreshed and light on your feet. Doing a morning poo is an indication that you have a good day ahead of you.
by bear krills January 20, 2010
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by Brighton Rocks September 15, 2011
Get the Morning Prayers mug.The state of anyone who is not a morning person before 10:00am. due to lack of alertness, symptoms include shambling, trouble forming coherent scentences that aren't moans, and genarally attacking anyone who garners your attention
mark: -groans-
tom: dude what's up with mark?
brad: don't bother him, he's still got morning zombification.
tom: -staring at mark- oh.
mark: -shambles to coffee machine-
tom: dude what's up with mark?
brad: don't bother him, he's still got morning zombification.
tom: -staring at mark- oh.
mark: -shambles to coffee machine-
by seiyo no ryu- October 21, 2011
Get the Morning Zombification mug.Something you would usually fucking wake up too and can't stop it and you beat the shit out of your meat. Sad nibba hours.
by ETD420_nibba May 19, 2020
Get the Morning Wood mug.A sexual position where a male or female stands up and puts their head between their legs while a man has sex with them in the anus. While getting a nice one up the rear the other partner sucks on the other's testicles and or gooch. Afterwards they give a smile as good as waking up on sunday morning.
Kevin walked into his bedroom and discoverd his wife on the recieving end of a Smile Sunny Morning from his best friend James.
by StaceyChico January 16, 2008
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by Cockwood November 15, 2010
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