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Morning Poo

The solid boulder of poo that weighs you down in the morning due to a hearty dinner the night before.

Expelling a morning poo is a happy experience, making you feel refreshed and light on your feet. Doing a morning poo is an indication that you have a good day ahead of you.
"I feel so heavy and bloated this morning... better go do my morning poo."
by bear krills January 20, 2010
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morning brew

the first urination of the morning when it is extremely yellow and foul smelling...
It's 12:00 p.m. and i just got doing pissing, that was surely my morning brew...
by Vincent Young May 13, 2005
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Morning Prayers

I'm just off down the Mosque for morning prayers
by Brighton Rocks September 15, 2011
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Morning Zombification

The state of anyone who is not a morning person before 10:00am. due to lack of alertness, symptoms include shambling, trouble forming coherent scentences that aren't moans, and genarally attacking anyone who garners your attention
mark: -groans-
tom: dude what's up with mark?
brad: don't bother him, he's still got morning zombification.
tom: -staring at mark- oh.
mark: -shambles to coffee machine-
by seiyo no ryu- October 21, 2011
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Morning Wood

Something you would usually fucking wake up too and can't stop it and you beat the shit out of your meat. Sad nibba hours.
by ETD420_nibba May 19, 2020
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Smile Sunny Morning

A sexual position where a male or female stands up and puts their head between their legs while a man has sex with them in the anus. While getting a nice one up the rear the other partner sucks on the other's testicles and or gooch. Afterwards they give a smile as good as waking up on sunday morning.
Kevin walked into his bedroom and discoverd his wife on the recieving end of a Smile Sunny Morning from his best friend James.
by StaceyChico January 16, 2008
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Morning Surprise

When the "morning wood" penetrates anally the "little spoon" while spooning after sex, resulting in the complete and utter surprise of your partner.
Well isn't this just a morning surprise
by Cockwood November 15, 2010
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