Mormonizer

A Mormon who just owns at all that he does.

Loved by all who meet them.

Jim: i hear Jeff's Mormon, that dudes so badass!

Tim:I know! he's such a Mormonizer!!!!

by Jimmy Luvdavaj June 12, 2009

mormons

hey ya'll out there how think mormons are some cult,are we saying stuff about you and your churches,are we makeing fun of u,are we holding up signs that say stuff rong ubout us,u haven't even come to it so how the FREEKING HECK would you no!!!and if you beleave something u beleave it but dont put down the mormon church when we haven't done nothing to you. u beleave what u want and we will beleave what we want.

u touch me i touch u 10 times harder.

by chippy chipmunk April 5, 2005

mormon

A member of a cult revolving around child rape.

1: Yeah man im Mormon
2: You should prolly kill yourself

by crispyecho October 15, 2017

Mormonisms

The things Mormons do and say

"Can you not drink coffee because of your Mormonisms?"

by Denny Shaffer Schaedig October 19, 2011

mormon

The assholes who come to your door, offer you a free book, and try to make you join their religion.

The dam Mormons are out again! >:(

by Elder Kevin Price January 22, 2016

mormonize

When a mormon sexes someone up.

Oh baby, come mormonize me!

by Jess Braz August 17, 2005

mormonize

The act of sexing someone up by a mormon.

Oh baby, mormonize me.

Man, those hot mormons over there on their bikes can mormonize me any day.

by sexyjedininja August 30, 2005