Mittening 

Mittening can be defined as a sexual act between two consenting partners where the female's body serves as a mitten for their partners hand.

Mittening: One partner, who can be deemed as the "receiver" and must be female, remains calm while the other partner inserts their four fingers into her vagina. The thumb must be left free. Lubrication is often needed. Once all four fingers have been inserted, the thumb is inserted into the anus of the female, again lubrication is often needed. This then creates a "mitten" for the hand.

Mittening by Shanti Shimmer August 5, 2008

Pirate Mitten 

n. A mitten,(usually of bright festive colors), worn by an Ear Pirate.

See: Ear Pirate, Earjacking.

I caught Johnny the notorious ear pirate trying to Earjack our conversation, his Pirate mitten gave him away.

Pirate Mitten by Bocajo September 28, 2006

cock mitten 

Noun.

1. A sheath, shield, or covering for the penis, probably made of cotton.

2. A derogatory slight to an annoying person, in the same vein as douchebag

1: I was gettin' some sun using this awesome new cock mitten! Check it! No tan lines!

2: That guy loves to hear himself talk...about nothing! Ugh. What a cock mitten.

cock mitten by Pit Pat October 23, 2007

mitten 

The soft furry thing between a woman's legs.

She don't look much but I heard she had a nice mitten

mitten by Mittenking December 15, 2003

Squish Mitten 

A woman's Vagina

Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...

Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.

Squish Mitten by akendall December 31, 2009

the murder mitten 

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.

The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.

the murder mitten by roller May 29, 2005

Mitten 

A sex move involving all five fingers. Four in the stink, thumb in the pink.

I was sleeping and some creeper snuck in the room and mittened me. Ouch.

Mitten by CollyG September 12, 2009