Secret Minger

a term given to men or women who use internet social networking sites to score dates with unsuspecting victims via the use of the one decent photograph that has ever been taken of them. This picture usually see's them sporting a pair of sunglasses, standing in a picture with their much hotter friends and not specifying which one they are, or a picture taken from a strange angle.

"I clicked on his 'more pics' and it suddenly became clear to me he was a secret minger.........i was going to fuck him as well!"

by SSSofficial December 1, 2009

minge buffet

The German phrase for a whore party. At the minge buffet, gentleman walk in to find a vast array of females wanting to give them a good fucking.

- Wow, this is a minge buffet and a half. Most of these girls propably don't even have diseases!

- No dinner for me lads, I ate too much at the minge buffet.

by Marc885 July 19, 2006

MINGE BASH

getting your minge throughly pounded in rough nasty sex that is enjoyable but at the end leaves your minge feeling like an open axe would

Deon really gave me a minge bash last night, my pussy feels like its been beaten to a pulp.

by katie February 14, 2006

minge

The recreational part of a female. Often a minge will have hairs but more and more they are shaved in 'brazilian' fashion. Either way works for me.

I take whatever minge I can get

by Al Bundy August 28, 2003

mingebag

1. A noob who screws up your Half-Life fun online , usually a little kid

2. A star in the Half-Life 2 mod movie 'SOFA KING'

Mingebag: LOLI broke your super awesome ultra mega fighting robot statue

Sofa King
Mingebag: I bought a sofa from Sofa King because I didn't know how to spawn one, ROFL

by Edlim August 13, 2006

minge face

some who is well ugly

u f***ing minge face, s*d off

by bitch ho November 9, 2003

minge-winker

Female Stripper. Lady who removes her clothes to titilate and entertain. Knickers removed; a lady's hairy rabbit warren may 'wink' at you whilst she performs her routine.

Clive! Let's get our arses down the 'Tavern tonight. I hear they've got some minge-winkers in.

by The Ginger Terrorist December 6, 2005