michael

the average run of the mill name. Common and Boring.
name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.

michael is a common boring average name

by slayerr August 30, 2007

Michael

Michael: a hockey loving person who likes things shoved up his bum. Handle with care, any skin on skin contact will result in Michael having a hissyfit and being a complete douche canoe. Not all Michael's are like this though; only the Michael variety whose last name is Rand

Jon: Wow that kids crying even though i just poked him
Bob: ya, he's such a Michael

Billy: wow your such a douche canoe
Jimmy: Pshh, your such a Michael Rand

by TruthAboutMichaelRand December 7, 2010

Michael

He is the best. You can always talk to him when you need to and he will understand it. He will hide his feelings because he thinks you don't feel the same way. He's flirty and cocky. He is the definition of perfect and you will love him. He is worried about you and you only. He plays basketball and is 5'10 or taller usually. He works with you in class and is always wearing a hoodie that brings out the best in him. He tries his best but if he lets you down he makes up for it. If you got your self a Michael don't let go of him. He is attractive but will deny it. 😍❤😘

me: michael} is perfect
BSF: I know he is
me: he has all the right traits
BSF: and all the right flaws

by s i e r r a November 4, 2019

Michael

Michael-a guy with a big dick who is very funny and crazy and gets stoned

Oh look Leah it's Michael and his fine ass

by Tati22 June 4, 2018

Michael

when a guy ignores you for weeks after he gets upset

Lisa: how are things going with Luke?
Janet: Um, I called him out on his aggressive attitude and now he's pulling a Michael
Lisa: aw poor you

by redrubyroses May 25, 2018

Michael

Viki

A person who loves Michael

by Loganmatthew111 August 31, 2019

Michael

Cutest,funniest,nicest guy you will ever meet. Everyone hr becomes friends with will eventually have the biggest crush on him. You are very lucky if you find a Michael like this, he might just go after you!

Jess :OMG I have the biggest crush on Michael!
Kara :Lol me too!
Halaya: Haha girls he is already mine!

by crazy cookie 047 May 6, 2019