March 29

Give your friend a bag of chips

You:hey it march 29
Me:oh it is I’ll give you a bag of chips

by Stann.szaa March 14, 2022

Mortal Masturbation March

The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.

Are you ready for Mortal Masturbation March?
Hell ya

by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018

March 9

The most beautiful girl in the world was born on this day. She is short, but cute. And she has the most amazing personality ever!

If today happens to be March 9th, Happy Birthday Gorgeous. i love you!

by Urdadsbuttcrack October 24, 2019

March 12

If you know a person who has a birthday in March 12 you should buy them Orange juice for there birthday and cuff them up cause they cute or whateva. Also they deserve to be hyped up for there birthday because they are so nice to people and they a Pisces like what could go wrong.

I should be friends with them they were born in March 12 like they have the cool pass.😎

Also buy them Orange juice with pulp because they love orange juice.

by BellaThorneDisease October 16, 2019

March 10

She is a beautiful son of a bitch who deserves the world boys and girls you need to treat her right btw karma is a bitch

Anyone born on march 10 deserves to be treated right

by Yoo hoo big summer blow out October 28, 2019

March 13

If you were born on March 13th you’re the best kindest , sweetest , cutest , person on the earth ❤️❤️❤️

Someone: hey we’re you born on March 13th because you are lookin cute

by I’m a garbage bag🗑 December 18, 2019

March 8

certified vibe checker day

march 8 is the only day of the year to get your vibes checked professionally

by Urban.Dictionary.Offical October 20, 2019