FTC Medication

The special medication obtained "from the car"

Bob is getting his FTC medication for his nose.
Bob is agro again, he must have run out of his FTC medication
Yes, Barbara, I will be bringing some FTC Medication to Stevens party

by UhWaitWhatHUH? November 16, 2020

Medic dumping

When you are promised a double medic truck and at the last moment the other medic calls off or leaves so the medic is dumped. Typically left with a driver.

I got medic dumped so I am now by myself for 24 hours. I am no longer dual medic and just a single medic ambulance.

Medic dumping is when a dual medic loses one medic. Usually to go fishing.

by Disgruntled forever July 22, 2021

Medic

A class from TF2. The sexyest, strongest, most intelligent man in the team, and is also the husband of the person writing this. He is a sadistic psycho doctor from Stutgart, Germany. He has a lot of white doves. He is obsessed with killing

Friend: Eyyy man, I am playing as the Medic rn!
The person who wrote this: good choice fam!

by Hoparduc-Snowpanther December 9, 2017

Medical

When something is at such an extreme level it becomes 'medical'

E.g. the amount of pubes on my balls is medical!

by Merry bald eagle ose August 3, 2017

medical misdirection

When you call report to the freestanding ED with a 79yoa Female with a twisted ankle, and the MD makes it a Trauma 1 and diverts you to Metro.

"This is Med 8,coming to you with a 79 Female, Complaint is Isolated Ankle Injury. Denies falling, states twisted it whi..."
MD: "Wait, you said 79? TRAUMA TEAM! DIVERT TO METRO!" *click
"...Fucksticks, more medical misdirection..."

by ParaBasicFireDriver May 19, 2018

Medic!

Just simply calling for healing/ healing item. Used most in TF2, especially easy because the "MEDIC!" button is E, which is easy to reach (for whoever pay 5$ to chat) (Note: Too many people calling for medic can cause medical teammate to ragequit)

Heavy is injured
*press E* MEDIC!

by Radian41 April 28, 2025

Medication

To provide medication you must use utensils (example Needle and thread) to medicate the symptoms as they will have a medicative effect allowing you to perform medication.

Medication originally was something that you had to perform.

by Ryandennisgeorge March 12, 2025