mabes

Shortened version of maybe. Casual.

I'll mabes head out there later on if i feel up to it.

by TrackMaster January 21, 2005

majesticles

Testicles that are majestic; an admiarable sack

Whan i saw his majesticles i was like "Damn!"

by Brittny Lucero May 20, 2008

matesurbating

Mutually masturbating a friend (mate)

Dude, did you hear? I walked in on Steve & Dave matesurbating

by neoDiggity August 3, 2010

matesoul

love at first instagram comment

jesse keeps commenting on brianna's insta posts they're totally matesouls

by passthedomebro June 20, 2019

Maesce

Crazy Asian Poster that says "KeKe"

Your a crazy Maesce, I hate you. LOL j/k

by ZERO October 6, 2004

Majestic Man-Crab

A mystical and powerful half man, half crab monster that roams the American Midwest, searching for its prey. Looks like a young man with a pair of crab claws and sounds an awful lot like Dr. Zoidberg of the TV series, Futurama.

Human #1: Holy Tits! It's the Majestic Man-Crab!
MMC: Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

by TotallynottheManCrab June 12, 2013

Majesticest

A word to describe how ones cock is the most majestic of all.

"Your cock is so majestic."
"The majesticest."

by johndope. September 10, 2016