marmalade

Aside from being a popular breakfast condiment, marmalade is used to describe something approved by a person or alternatively, if no other word seems appropriate, marmalade can be used. Also used as a greeting.

"What did he give you?"
"Um just some marmalade.."

Yo marmalade features!
What the marmalade you up to?

by Gee, Ro, Sarah and Bee May 24, 2005

Marmaduke

A penis the size of a large dog, like a Great Dane.

Lil dude be dragging his Marmaduke all around the room and sheeeeeeit! Yo!

by Dick Dickson January 30, 2003

marmite motoway

ones anus.

"i had a road traffic accedent on ma marmite motoway this mornin!"

by cockney hitcherrr April 11, 2009

Marmalade blonde

A ginger haired person

That's not a carrot top its a marmalade blonde

by DeepSmart July 17, 2009

Marmapuceshag

Noun: A slimy, fat, and shaggy fold of skin found on male genitalia.
(usually used as an insult) ("puceshag" is also acceptable)
Pronounced: "marma-pyoo-shag"

"Man that dude is being such a marmapuceshag!" "What a freaken puceshag!"

by Five1s May 14, 2010

Marmite Finger

When either toilet paper tears or it is not positioned properly while wiping. As a result your finger resembles Marmite spread on bread.

When wiping I ran out of runway and over ran onto my finger, thus a Marmite finger.

by Jackorc November 16, 2010

Marmitification

The Act of marinading oneself in a bath tub of marmite with the purpose of blackening oneself up in anticipation of a night out with the opposite sex who are attracted by a being with darker skin.

Jim - Hey bob you out tonight?

Bob - Nah boss, I'm going out tomorrow with Kelsey and the gang...!

Jim - You'll never pull them!

Bob - Yeah I've contemplated this and decided an evening of marmitification is the only option.

Jim - Worth a go...

by Its tricky May 18, 2011