Charts Monkey

1.Someone who is unable to make their own decisions, so has to listen to the charts for their music.
2.Someone who is so boring they only listen to chart music.

That girl over their has the personality of sandpaper, I bet she's a Charts Monkey.

by Rocky Dildoa December 5, 2018

piss monkey damage

piss monkey damage the damage and destruction caused by mice and rats that have taken over a structure

i went down to the basement and found lots of piss monkey damage and destruction along with their poop and piss what a mess those piss monkeys made

by littlejimmie April 8, 2019

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004

double-jointed-monkey-crawl

the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.

A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"

by xxxmakennaxxx January 5, 2009

Punch the monkey's head in

To stroke one's penis vigorously, particularly the head; to masturbate; to jack off; to flog one's self; to "take care of business"; to wank

Little Johnny was about to punch the monkey's head in when his mum walked into his room unannounced causing much embarrassment for both parties

by Retrovertigo April 26, 2010

Ape shit banana cuckoo monkey

When someone goes absolutely nuts for something.

Max went ape shit banana cuckoo monkey for some pizza rolls.

by Cordum March 29, 2020

refresh monkey

Someone who visits a regularly updated website and uses their browser's refresh capability frequently in an effort to view the updated content as soon as possible after it is posted. This especially applies to sites where the updated content includes a feature such as a message board where fans of the site try to get bragging rights by making the first post (aka fipo or fpotd).

You generally have to wade through several "first post" attempts from refresh monkeys before you get to the first real discussion.

by mwalimu March 20, 2008