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post malone

White rapper that thinks he's a nigga. He wears also chains, has gold teeth and cornrows in his hair. Just maybe good at basketball. Fucks hoes and smokes gwai.
by Oros01 July 11, 2016
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Maldonado

Maldonado mal-dough-nah-do

1.noun Naval
A rudderless seafaring vessel used by the Spanish Royal Navy to coax unsuspecting voyagers into leaving the mainland and never return. Most often, the unfortunate voyagers, at the mercy of the blowing wind and tumultuous ocean, died at sea for lack of direction and propelling force. However, those that would likely survive a long aimless journey fell pray to a parasitic infection that often accompanied the Maldonados, either by coincidence or design. If, by chance, one of these Maldanodos were not lost at sea, they would beach, only to be found filled with death and disease.

Origin: Spain
1690–1700; Mal - Ill, Denado - Favored (or endowed)

1.noun Law.
the performance by a public official of an act that is legally unjustified, harmful, or contrary to law; wrongdoing (used especially of an act in violation of a public trust).
1. The Maldonado was filled with hundreds of farmers who believed they were going to a better land, only to die at sea while chewing on their shipmate's leg.

2. The Austrian Governor committed a 1st degree Maldonado.
by Aspartame May 18, 2013
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mahjong

What you say when something crazy, silly, or ridiculous happens. Best when shouted.
MAHJONG!
by Mahjong226 January 12, 2011
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Maldon

A fag who is power hungry and leeches on other people's talent.
That ass jocky Maldon is fuckin our shit up again.
by otomayim December 10, 2008
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Karl Malone

NBA PLAYER WITH NO NBA CHAMPIONSHIP mike REALLY STOLE THAT ONE WITH A PUSH TO THE ARSE OF BYRON RUSSELL GO LAKERS
also were down at half
by Magic Johnson October 20, 2003
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Mallon

An Irish bozo that says shit like "Fuck man, my aim is wank!"
Example: Mallon was playing BC2 last night and kept talking about his wank and four leafed clovers.
by Not-NMSS May 19, 2012
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maldon

A word to describe chocolately, caramel, whipped cream on top. With soft chewy chocolate chip cookies on the side. Arizona tea in a big cup. Beautiful potatos on the other side, with some fries.
Me: Yes, Trish. I would like more maldon.
Trish: Okay, here's some more maldon!
Me: YAY YUMMYNESS!
by Lee-ann December 5, 2007
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