machew

an expression when you realize you are a pissed off, washed up hockey player yelling at high school hockey players who are cancers.

Where's machew?

by dykeassbitch February 18, 2003

macha

the feminine form of macho... cause there is none that does not have a negitive condonation

that chick is so strong, so brave, so macha!

by allison July 8, 2004

machead

A dirogitary term used as a way to insult poor computer and poor programming skills skills, silly YouTube videos and a homosexual tone of voice.

The power button terns the computer you machead

by jeanJeanJean June 11, 2009

macheva

The coolest muther fucker in the world.

Macheva is the shit...

by Emily August 28, 2003

MACHETE DESHTROYER

off the hook, awesome, rampaging, awe-inspiring, remarkable, extraordinary, not pants
1. Exceeding the minimal standard of satisfaction.
2. A truly outrageous party or gathering.
3. Represent something really amazing.
4. To receive this moniker, the experience has transcended the norm and in fact gone way beyond it - to realms that are (almost) void of definition. MACHETE DESHTROYER, use sparingly.

"That band is MACHETE DESHTROYER!"

"Ah Dawg, that 'News from one fucked up weekend' post about that MACHETE DESHTROYER party was MACHETE DESHTROYER!!"

"How was your party Jim?"
"Jesus, fucking Christ, it was insane. It was MACHETE DESHTROYER!"
"Oh, very well. I need those insurance reports on my desk first thing!"

by Mikeythemike July 17, 2006

macha

a term of endearment used by homosexual and bisexual males hailing from south-east india.

macha, we're going to the bathhouse. you wanna come with?

by duttyyouth September 29, 2003

paper mache

Wiping one's ass with the last few bits of toilet paper on a roll, often resulting in leftover pieces of toilet paper/shit combination stuck to the ass

I had to paper mache my ass with the last few bits of toilet paper because that's all that was left.

by Court Sullivan September 19, 2008