Mertle

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.
Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

by Timothy Mallet March 28, 2003

murkle naughty

being sooo fucking naughty

The naughtyest you could ever be

so naughty

Dude, im so fucking murkle naughty right now spank me

kid your murkle naughty right now
chill

by Murky Fressh March 26, 2010

Merled

When something looks almost haggered.

-Dude, that cat is looking haggered.

Na, he still has fight left in him, he is merely merled.

by $ø July 20, 2021

Merked

(Adj.) murky, gross, unfortunate

(Verb) the state of being in an unfortunate event

Synonym: Rekt, Rip, gross, sucks ass

Person 1: I have to memorize an entire dialogue by first period tomorrow

Person 2: oh man, get fuckin merked

by Annathropology February 18, 2017

Merle

Name given to boys at birth when their parents feel he wil grow up to fuck sheep

Man whats that noise coming from the sheep barn?
Merle

by Angrydragon009 October 1, 2016

MERKED

Means you are ugly, hideous, mugged

That b*tch is so damn MERKED!

by Neah January 16, 2007

Merkel

A faker who uses words from urban dictionary every second,
Someone who uses a lot of hip words, but it turns out they read urban dictionary all day and are a poseur.

Insta Bitch: Damn how do you know all those words?
Fboy: Haha, I don't know, I'm cool like that.
Me: Nah he's just a Merkel.

by Twooof April 8, 2016