dont smoke mate

Use this phrase to detour an oncoming question from someone insignificant e.g homeless person or annoying bellend.

Best time to use when walking! You can sense an oncoming encounter let them approach as soon as there mouth opens say i don’t smoke mate !

This leaves them feeling confused and upset

stranger "hi can you tell me..." (cut off point)

you "dont smoke mate"

Stranger "uhh"

"slap" the sound of you and your friend high fiving each other because you just i don’t smoked your first victim!

by train spottings gay December 7, 2011

hate mate

a person that you love and hate at the same time, an ex girlfriend you haven't quite gotten over, a competitive childhood friend, your annoying brother

Everytime I see Tyson my heart skips a beat, however I can't get over the hpv he gave me. He is soo my hate mate.

by mikehunt1017 November 9, 2006

shoosh mate

A polite way of saying shut the fuck up.

"Shoosh mate! I've heard enough."

by dj shiva August 13, 2007

whos ya mate

when a popular person gets stuck with, and or has to put up with, a person not nearly as popular

as domma and hicksy entered the room, darcy says, "domma whos ya mate"

by darcyb June 2, 2008

Sorry mate!!!

Baldie's apology when he almost comes within 10 feet of bumping into someone walking the other way. The words are preceded by a sudden and dramatic halt in which Baldie assumes the petrified stance of a person about to be run down by a tank: leaning back with hands up in a "please don't shoot, I'm an unarmed queer" gesture. This pathetic and unnecessary posture is made more ridiculous still by a facial expression of sheer terror, such as one might display when confronted by a rabid rhinoceros that has just eaten one's children.

Just saw Baldie in the corridor.

Did you talk to the twat?

No. He was about 20 metres away but appeared to believe he'd just knocked me over. He froze and shouted "Sorry mate!!!"

Fucking bent loser.

by Twaggy Smidgekin October 15, 2010

Gday mate im Australian

~A phrase commonly used by Americans to imitate the accent of an Australian.

American: G'day mate, I'm Australian!
Aussie: Good for you dickhead.

by Bonza Bob July 29, 2004

Dirty Mate

Stuffing a girl's vagina with yerba mate, pouring hot water into it, and slurping it out with a bombilla (straw) in the same way that South Americans drink mate. Usually done with friends.

To keep warm, the guys got together and drank some dirty mate out of Juana´s cunt.

by veludo July 18, 2010