Magic Eye

A girl who everyone knows is ugly but your friend spends so much time with her, that he begins seeing something that nobody else sees and thinks she is hot.

You: "Dude, what in the world are you doing with her?"
Friend: "She's really a nice, and pretty girl."
You: "Naw dude, sorry...Back up! You're too close! She's a magic eye!"

by H_T-Bone_R August 1, 2010

armchair magician

A person who studies and discuses the arts of magic(k), treating themself as an authority on both the practical applications as well as the histories behind the techniques, with very little (usually none) actual experience in its use. This is a person who has probably read a great deal of literature written by members (or ex-members) of the Golden Dawn and/or a great deal of metaphysical theory (Chaos Magick being a common choice). Generally, these people come in one of two varieties, a: the overly accepting type, typified by the statement, "Well, it should work... in theory" and b: the overly pessemistic type, typified by the statement, "You can't do THAT!". Generally, the second type is deemed more annoying, being that they tend to have a highly negative reaction to any concept, theory, or technique that they have not already read about in a book that has been published for more than ten years. There are some, however, who find things the opposite, finding the rediculous ideas expounded by type a bordering on offensive. (a term generally used amongst Pagans, occultists, and other magic(k)-practicing people)

a: "Well, the theory is sound."
"Yes, but if every 'sound theory' actually worked, I'd have a twelve-inch cock and would fly to work every day"

b: "Well, Roger says that it won't work"
"Well, Roger is an armchair magician, and, if we listened to him, we'd all be doing lesser banishing rituals of the pentagram every time we wipe our asses."

by D351 January 30, 2007

Magic Bean Salesman

The stife ass dude who sits around Hyrule tripping on magic beans that cost more everytime you buy them. He is probably the chillest dude in all of Hyrule.

Guy: Dude I just copped a fat Magic Bean from that Magic Bean Salesman. We can go plant it and pull a sword out of the ground so that seven years later we can fly around on a big leaf!
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?

by fuzzy473 September 8, 2009

magical

something hardcore amazing

His new haircut, simply magical.

by thenameisdita June 21, 2004

Magical Trevor

He's back, and he's got a new trick. He's ten times as slick as the last time you saw him, and now you can see why we really adore him. You might think his new trick is sick, sawing a pigeon in half with a stick.

Anyway, he's freakin' awesome and I think he's into S&M... I dunno what's up with that magic leather whip, hm....

"Everybody loves Magical Trevor!"

by Losti March 21, 2005

Magic Pussy

A pussy so amazingly good that it is reason enough to ignore the woman's flaws. Whether she is annoying, bitchy, boring, ugly, stupid, and crazy, a magic pussy is capable of making up for either or all of these flaws. It is the type of pussy that might belong to a woman who you dislike so much, yet can't get her wonderful pussy out of your head, and you will cry when you can't find another one just like it. =( I miss you so much magic pussy.

Me: Gawd, I hate that stupid bitch, I can't stand her, whenever she talks I just think of ways to kill myself or her. We have nothing in common, and paying for 2 movie tickets and a McDonald's meal seems to much money to spend on her.

Friend: Then why do you keep going out with her?

Me: Cuz she got the magic pussy.

Friend: So what, there are tons of other pussy out there.

Me: Are you stupid or something? I said she has the magic pussy. 'Nough said.

by bas7ard January 20, 2011

Magic: The Gathering

The original collectable card game (CCG), where players purchase packs of randomized cards and assemble decks used to compete against others. Created by the Washington-based company Wizards of the Coast, Magic: The Gathering achieved great popularity in the early-to-mid 1990s, and paved the way for other CCGs such as Legend of the Five Rings and Pokemon. Magic: The Gathering still remains popular to this day, although not to the same level as it used to.

The player's Magic: The Gathering collection contained over a thousand cards.

by Deej July 29, 2004