Maga-syphilitic; a person suffering from a disturbing medical condition, oddly associated to only MAGA Republicans. While physical symptoms present the same today as when Girolamo Fracastoro wrote about Syphilis in 1530, this bacterial variant can spread via ideology alone and without physical contact. Along with typical disfiguring effects, the Maga-syphilitic sufferer may also experience loud nonsensical speech, aversion to truth or fact, dangerous and bizarre allegiances to the politically insane, and possess an inexplicable attraction to red ball caps emblazoned with MAGA.
I was flying back to Texas last week and noticed Ted Cruz sitting a few rows up from me…he seemed incredibly uncomfortable in his seat and when he spoke, I thought “oh gosh, could he be one of those Maga-syphilitics I keep hearing about”?
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"MAATHBP is my favorite song. It's such a vibe."
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Get the MAATHBP mug.Their magagicianed speech resulted in $1.3M in campaign funds being raised over the weekend from people that are struggling to pay rent and can’t afford to buy groceries.
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Get the MAGAGICIAN mug.noun: name of a terribly unfortunate disease, in which the face magliosises. This includes a turned up nose (as if smelling a bad smell) and the gradual mutation into a permanent bitchy expresion.
Friend: That girl has the worst case of face magaliosis I have seen in a long time.
Friend 2: I heard that.
Friend 2: I heard that.
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Get the Face Magaliosis mug.Basically a man named Anthony Warner that set off a suicide RV bomb outside of AT&T distribution building in Nashville, Tennessee on 2020 Christmas. The motives are said to be due to him being influenced by false hoaxes regarding 5G, according to the Daily Mail. It is also rumored that he was a red-neck republican.
The attack started of by him shooting gun shots, then telling everyone to evacuate on the RV loud speaker. Then starting a robotic female voice countdown timer, which at the same time played in the background both on the RV loud speaker the 1960's hit soul song by Petula Clark, "Downtown". The RV then exploded.
The attack started of by him shooting gun shots, then telling everyone to evacuate on the RV loud speaker. Then starting a robotic female voice countdown timer, which at the same time played in the background both on the RV loud speaker the 1960's hit soul song by Petula Clark, "Downtown". The RV then exploded.
Due to the actions of the Looney MAGA Bomber, Christmas 2020 will be remembered as a sad day in Nashville, Tennessee.
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