Loot Fettuce

It’s lettuce from “Kurger Bing”, a fast food chain that is better then “DcMonalds” and “Yarbs”. It also somehow sounds sexual, as everything on urban dictionary is extremely sexual no matter the word.

Number 15, Kurger Bing Loot Fettuce, the last thing you'd want in your Kurger Bing burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

by Mr.KurgerBingFanBoi February 27, 2021

Self-loathing High-Five

After a person pours their heart out to you in some sad story that you either do not care about or have lost interest in, a high-five is offered by saying "Aww, I'm sorry... self-loathing high-five?" that basically shows false empathy and lack of sympathy that the person is actually seeking, thus showing that the person has not only had a bad day but hates themselves as well.

Girl: "I spilled my lunch all over myself at lunch and while everyone was laughing at me, my boyfriend told me he was dumping me for another girl."
Boy: "That sucks. Self-loathing high-five?"
Girl: "Sure" (high-fives the person)

by coachcmiller September 30, 2013

looting

According to Associated Press, it's what black people do when they need food in a hurricane.

See also: finding

A young man walks through deep flood water after looting a grocery store in New Orleans on Tuesday, Aug. 30, 2005. Flood waters continue to rise in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina did extensive damage when it made landfall on Monday.

by kjsalfjldafds September 26, 2005

Loother

A person who lives in a sewer and supports loser teams like LCFC, ARSRNAL and CHELSEA.

Also a Karen. You can also call Loot Her

He is such a Loother

by Abcdhhhhh December 21, 2020

Lofthouse Cookies

Those really good soft cookies that everyone loves but has no idea how to make.

Also known as, "Those really good sugar cookies."

Ron- Man, those lofthouse cookies mom bought were the best.

by TDIDDy12 June 27, 2016

Loophole Girl

A girl that would like to stay a virgin, but still wants to have intercourse so she opts for buttsex.

> Tina is such a religious person. I bet she's a virgin.
< I heard she's a loophole girl.

by kkbro May 16, 2016

lootstream

lootstream
noun
1. recurring revenue, especially liquid assets, on a long term or permanent basis.

2. lootstream.com, a web site that explores supplemental income opportunities .

"the monthly checks from the trust fund proved to be a nice little lootstream."

by Handcuffmonkfish December 18, 2016