lincoln shot

Comically disdainful response to a post announcing something already well known.

Post: New Attack on Titan season coming soon!

Response: In other breaking news, Lincoln Shot

by Otaku Pagoda December 3, 2020

LINDYLE

Lindyle is the most thoughtful and sweetest person you have in your life also a hot, fun, lovable guy so don't take him for granted. Lindyle is really one of a kind and guys like him are hard to find. When he has a problem, he prefers to be on his own than to tell others. This guy is full of effort and genuine. A faithful and naughty person,he never runs out of stories to tell so everyone likes him. Lindale does everything just to show his love for his love ones. Tough but soft inside. Lindyle has an attitude of very jealousy boyfriend. When Lindyle gets angry, he's scary.But he isn't easily irritated, unless what you did to him was extremely painful. This person is enjoyable to be around. He is good at bed.
Lindyle loves to explore new things and places.

Lindyle is the most thoughtful and sweetest person you have in your life also a hot, fun, lovable guy so don't take him for granted. Lindyle is really one of a kind and guys like him are hard to find. When he has a problem, he prefers to be on his own than to tell others. This guy is full of effort and genuine. A faithful and naughty person,he never runs out of stories to tell so everyone likes him. Lindyle does everything just to show his love for his love ones. Tough but soft inside. Lindyle has the attitude of a very jealous boyfriend. When Lindyle gets angry, he's scary. But he isn't easily irritated unless what you did to him was extremely painful. This person is enjoyable to be around. He is good at bed.
Lindyle loves to explore new things and places.

by lindog June 7, 2021

Linkyn

Is a type of person who is tall as a damn sky scraper

Linkyn “hey!”
Guy “where did that come from?”
Linkyn “UP HERE”

*looks up*

by Nolan_random3900 November 9, 2021

siberian lincoln logs

when a girl is riding a guy on a toilet and the girl shits between the guys legs while he does the same

Camo Clutch said he siberian lincoln logs chicks after they eat chili chease dogs (preferably). SHIT YEAH!

by BRUNCHITIS August 22, 2011

Cherry Lincoln

When a girl is on her period, fill her with pennies.

We couldn't have sex, so I gave her a Cherry Lincoln.

by Tape21 October 18, 2011

Orange Lincoln

A sexual act often performed by interracial couples. The act itself is quite unspecific, though it must begin with citrus flavored juice, and end with the signing of the Emancipation Proclamation.

Dude, me and Laniqua totally did an orange lincoln last night

by MisterBueller June 6, 2014

JFK to Abe Lincoln

When a fight of sorts goes from long distance to up close and personal.

1.) When a gun fight goes from long range to up close and personal.
2.) When an argument goes from shouting across a long distance to up close and personal.

Jacob: *Checks rifle scope* The scope is broken!
Adam: This is about to go from JFK to Abe Lincoln.

by JacobTehBaws June 27, 2014