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Limp Noodle

Just looking at her gives me a limp noodle, I'm talkin wind sock limp.
by Prof. Shnarzledorf November 20, 2010
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limp dick

When your dick is squishy and soft
His dick was so small, he must have a really limp dick
by Disnigga09 April 22, 2018
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Limp wristing

When an individual unknowingly slacks their wrists at t-rex heighth while walking or speaking. This phenomenon is exhibited by all types of people and they immediately place their arms at their sides when the behavior is called to attention.
Kim pointed out that Amy was limp wristing and Amy immediately placed her arm at her side and said, “What? No I wasn’t”.
by Lil Kdoe May 1, 2018
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Limp wristed

An individual whose hand has Beadle like qualities and struggles to hold items beyond ones coat due to the weakness in said individuals wrist
That guy is a bit limp wristed, he's struggling to hold basic items. Maybe we should assist him
by PowerofStrat September 23, 2020
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Limp Biscuit

A limp biscuit is the mathematical term for an infinity shaped curve, commonly misunderstood as a lemniscate. It has been rumored that the band Limp Bizkit got their name from the idea of being infinite, so they wanted to use the mathematical term for the symbol. But sadly the creators of Limp Bizkit did not have the greatest spelling skills and the word biscuit was misspelled in their name. The term limp biscuit originated from Jacques Bernoulli back in 1694.
Person 1: "What do you want your team name to be?"
Person 2: "Limp Biscuit!"
Person 1: "What did you say? Lemniscate?"
by that one gatton kid January 10, 2014
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limp bizkit

One of the greatest bands of the last 20 years (along with Disturbed, Lamb of God, Soilwork,In Flames, Amon Amarth, Trivium, System of a Down etc).

The unchallenged kings of all Nu Metal ever.

Comprising of:
-The kickass vocal skills of Fred Durst.
-The insane drum skills of John Otto (only matched by Joey Jordison of slipknot)
-The unreal mixing skills of DJ Lethal
-The supreme thrash master himself, Wes Borland
-The lord of bass, Sam Rivers

95% of the fags who just ripped of Limp Bizkit in their definitions are lame ass trend following retards who have anger problems resulting from excessive teabagging they got from their dads.
CandyAssWannabeMetalBitchBoy#1: hahahhaha.. limp bizkit are gay... because like....my friends wont like me unless i listen to shit like slayer.....

LimpFan#1: All you wannabe metal pussies can suck on my balls, Limp Bizkit are untouchable \m/ \m/

"Hold up, check out the motherfuckin' tv
Same song, same bands everyday, fuck that
I'll blow those motherfuckers away"
by thed000d December 28, 2005
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Limp-Dick Faggot

a person usually blond hair blue eyes who sags their pants to the point where old people think he has erectile dysfunction and is a homosexual
by americanpsychoWI June 29, 2009
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