LID

As it refers to humans; A low intelligence device.

Fred can't back his car down the drive without hitting his mailbox, he's a LID

by Joe Sinus October 21, 2018

Meerkat on a lid

When you accidentally shit on the toilet lid.

Joel: Shit, I just put a meerkat on a lid.
Vince: Your mom is SO going to kill you dude.

by john stromboli September 15, 2020

clippity cloppity lid

An equestrian helmet is a form of protective headgear worn when riding horses. This type of helmet is specially designed to protect the rider's head in the event of falls from a horse, especially from striking a hard object while falling or being accidentally struck in the head by a horse's hoof.

No ifs, not buts, your clippity cloppity lid could save your life.

by Bananamara November 16, 2019

cheese lid

A layer of cheese so thick that it renders the goods underneath indistinguishable.

Margy: "Ah, dang. I left the quiche in the oven too long and burnt the top. Now it's garbage."
Tony: "Don't trash it. Just throw a cheese lid on it and nobody will even know."

by sun dog March 2, 2020

Putting the lid on the pot

When you're making out with somebody with a bowl haircut

guy 1: He is making out with that girl again
guy 2: yeah she is putting the lid on the pot

by DetIkkeForkert April 8, 2018

flip a lid

To jerk off angrily

-What do you do , when you're angry, Mark?
-Flip a lid!

by Jenson Marin March 2, 2017

LID

A "Lid" is Common terminology used by scammers in Midwest cities like Chicago and Detroit. Referring to a Fake License or ID.

I need a "Lid" to go grab a car off this pro.

by Rich Fella January 11, 2023