Lid

Member of twitter sensation "Hoesies". She's known for flirting with her enemies and being a parttime squeaky couch.

"OMG Lid is an adult let me try and put her into jail,"

by hoesie July 17, 2020

Lid

straight up truth, when someone says something you fr agree with so now you gotta say lid, it’s the new slang

“That grass is green” “LID WITH A STRAW

by Angeldedo August 24, 2020

Meerkat on a lid

When you accidentally shit on the toilet lid.

Joel: Shit, I just put a meerkat on a lid.
Vince: Your mom is SO going to kill you dude.

by john stromboli September 15, 2020

Unscrewing your lid

Getting laid; losing your virginity; forgetting to use protection

I heard Nick was unscrewing your lid last night after speed dating and now you're preggers. You should be securing your lid like I secured mine!

by Hot Chocolate Chicks July 30, 2011

flid lid

Those stupid fucking hats a FLID (Fucking Long Island Douchebag) would wear. You know - those types of hats.

Look at Taylor in that East Meadow Lacrosse hat. It’s such a FLID lid.

by The Dabbler February 26, 2023

Blow the lid off

To unmask a conspiracy of some kind, typically in as grandiose a fashion as humanly possible.

The secret society covered its tracks pretty well, but rest assured that I'll blow the lid off this thing someday. In the meantime, I'll keep wearing my tinfoil hat.

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

lid baby

Stick a pin in it, with a baby no one wants.

Yeah, after Cassandra’s LID BABY I just couldn’t align with her cohort.

by Flatttttt_Stanley November 2, 2023