legal lady

A classy woman with expensive designer clothes and handbags.

Look at her with that Louis Vuitton, she's a legal lady.

by Mmmmm91 December 10, 2013

legal as fuck

When shit is so legal that your bitch ass friends are asking for an MLA citation on the term

Prenups are legal as fuck homie

by Bigdeezy661 September 19, 2015

Legal

To be cool, on top of your shit, organized, good to go, clean and clear, above the bs, un-touchable, having no need to be questioned.

Stay Legal,
That’s so legal bro,
His style is beyond legal

Oh dude that’s legal af

by JbiesTheIII April 4, 2019

legally seek(s)

To seek something legally

(Brian, you're such a faggot, you need to legally seek(s) it)

by Nigg Nogg egg nogg December 31, 2017

It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

Legal

Don't forget. If the legal avenues don't work; my only other choice is violence.

Because unfortunately; that's just how the world works. I punish you and live. OR I punish you and die. My life is in your hand. Even if I have no legal recourse.

by Hym Iam November 11, 2020

Legal Pedophile

A person in his/her late 20's or older dating someone aged 16-18 years old.

- "Dave started seeing a 16 year old girl... what a sick fuck"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"

by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020