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Lord Rick Neck

A condition involving someone who has just had a massive penis in their mouth, spooge and all, go down the wrong pipe. Days later, the poor helpless soul has forgotten the blowjob, and now stupidly thinks he's gotten some kind of upper respiratory infection, but is so fucking poor that he can't afford meds to treat it. This sad, pathetic individual is then left to troll myspace, begging for free antibiotics.

This is based upon a little-known incident recently, where a "paranormal investigator" calling himself Lord Rick, somehow became ill, with something in his neck, and began begging people on his myspace blog for free antibiotics, and whining about how some nurse friend of his has stopped talking to him. Gee, I wonder why.
Oh shit! Did you hear about Carl? He was down by the docks lastnight and blew a sailor. Now he's got Lord Rick Neck!
by SeeThirty December 14, 2008
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lordi

Lordi are a fairly recent metal band.
fairly unique for this day and age as they are excessivly 80's, and draw alot of thier influence from the glam rock band, Kiss
Dude, did you see Lordi at Download?
by Desaevio July 14, 2005
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Lord Voldemort

The arch-villian in the Harry Potter series. He was born Tom Marvolo Riddle to Merope Gaunt, a cross-eyed descendent of Salazar Slytherin and Tom Riddle Senior, a handsome, rich and cocky muggle.

Already calculating and shrewd as a boy, he grew to be one of the most feared dark wizards of all time.

His main aim, presumably, is to achieve immortality, rid the world of muggles and take over the wizarding world.

Is often called 'Voldy' by fans.
by MarianneNZ November 11, 2006
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Angry Sith Lord

As you fuck a girl with a glow in the dark red condom, you tazer her right as you cum.
"I really wanted to break up with this girl, so I did the Angry Sith Lord. That's when I got arrested."
by Shameless M April 2, 2010
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lorde

A colloquial term for jizz, cum, semen, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see Thor last night."

Guy 2: "Ya bro, Natalie Portman was so hot."

Guy 1: "I know, I was lordeing all over the place!"

Guy 2: "Ugh. I hate it when my lorde gets on the furniture. Such a pain to get out."
by MontyFaigen1 December 15, 2013
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lord sausage hands

A person with very chubby fingers which makes them look like sausages.
Lord sausage hands can't keep his hands off himself.
by chinchillieday August 24, 2009
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Berserker Lord

1. Phazon enhanced Space Pirate, Shoulders are the only unprotected area vulnerable to standard weapons fire. The subjects main defense lies in head-mounted Phazite plating, only destructible by the projectiles it fires.

2. A recurring boss in the Metroid Prime: Corruption video game

3. The creature infamous for having met its first demise via energy shield and tumble into outer-space followed by high speed shuttle collision.
1. Shoot for the Berserker Lord's orbs
2. Repeat
3. Bitch just could not get a foothold in space!
by Perfectmetal82 August 22, 2009
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