1 definition by MontyFaigen1

A colloquial term for jizz, cum, semen, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see Thor last night."

Guy 2: "Ya bro, Natalie Portman was so hot."

Guy 1: "I know, I was lordeing all over the place!"

Guy 2: "Ugh. I hate it when my lorde gets on the furniture. Such a pain to get out."
by MontyFaigen1 December 15, 2013
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