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Human traffic lights

A flashing device fitted to a pole near passport control units in airports, land border crossings, and sea ports, which halts illegal human traffic.

Implemented by government agencies, such as the UK Home Office, as a result of national immigration policy.
The large articulated lorry, with a container full of illegal north Korean immigrant labour, was forced to wait at some human traffic lights at Dover passport control when they showed red.
by dewexdewex January 2, 2010
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Maximus Micro Light

A patented LED keychain flashlight used by the military, airline pilots, campers, survivalists, and Fortune 500 corporations as a promotional giveaway.
The Maximus Micro Light provides a source of light that can easily be carried in a purse or on a keychain. The micro light is sold by Micro Light Guy, inc.
by Micro Light Guy August 22, 2010
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not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"
boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
by Sexydimma March 16, 2013
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Bury the Light

1: Have you listened to bury the light?
2: Of course, I'm the storm that is approaching.
by Fucker with internet access March 31, 2023
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Light in the loafers

by Mattricio January 2, 2003
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Light Drinking

Typically it means going out for a round of drinks of 1-3 beers, not quite reaching a state where one would be buzzed or tipsy.

Generally though, going out for a round of light drinking turns out to be a session of heavy drinking where all plans of staying sober are forgotten.
"Let's go out for some light drinking", "ya right, every time we go out for light drinking, we end up getting plastered"
by iceb February 27, 2009
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Lighters Thumb

A callus or blister or indentation formed from using a Bic lighter too frequently. Caused by pushing down on the spark wheel, or the heat from the actual flame heating the metal or bad handling of a lighter.
My Lighters Thumb hurts like hell!
Look, he must smoke a-lot, he has Lighters Thumb!
by SummerBoi?! January 1, 2018
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