swimming with the lads

Swimming with the lads is when you jack off into a bathtub and then proceed to swim in it for at least 30 minutes.

Father: I had such a good time swimming with the lads.
Son:.... what is that daddy?
Father: Listen here son...

by Ggirentafogg January 19, 2018

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landshark

Ultimate Frisbee term used to describe a member of the team stripping down to nothing, putting a frisbee up their bottocks, and being carried about by four other players who are themselves sometimes topless. Usually done at social gatherings or during tournaments.

"She had no qualms using her brand new frisbee in her landshark"

by sasha December 13, 2003

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Laidsh • laidsy • The laids • Jack of laids • landshark • laid • laid back • landslide • laidout • ladsy

landscaping

trimming or shaving body hair for aesthetic effect. may involve tanning too.

jonathan's so gay. he shaves everything below his collar and calls it landscaping.

by minghi May 17, 2003

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laid a brick

To excrete human waste from the anus, often in an unintended location.

see also: dump

"ah man i just laid a brick in da bogs"

by samstorm December 5, 2004

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Landscaping

To swing, miss the ball entirely, and dig up grass with your golf club

"Dude, did you see Max on the golf course today?"

"Yea, I saw him. He was sweet with his r11. Matt on the other hand was doing some serious landscaping"

by Glory Hole 121 November 21, 2011

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