Swiss Army Knife

A phrase used to describe something as high quality and useful. It can also be used in exchange with the word best.

Our phone is the Swiss Army Knife of phones.

by Quzu June 27, 2011

swiss army knife

A red multi-purpose knife. There are many models, almost all of which contain one blade, a pair of scissors, and a can opener.

I took out my trusty Swiss Army Knife and cut open the package.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006

knife fag

Someone who constantly looks for an excuse to use their knife to accomplish trivial tasks that could easily be solved using you bare hands/teeth.

Dave: "Oh sweet a pack of skittles!"

*Pulls out knife from belt clip*

Joe: "Dude, you realize that doesn't require a knife, right?"

Dave: "Yea but then I won't look like a badass."

Joe: " You, my friend, are a knife fag."

by RaGeQuaKe September 11, 2011

Not the brightest shelf on the knife

One who is not the prime example of human intelligence; idiot

Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.

by <name>insert<name/> September 1, 2007

knomesane

/nōmsān/ -v A way to spell/say "know what I'm saying?" when asking someone if they understand the message you are trying to convey.

J-Roc: "Knomesane errbody walkin on the face of the earth tryna judge the J-Roc, knomesane? Sknomesane? But I ain't shook cuz mofuckas tryna take me out but they can't, knomesane?"

Dude: "You're sayin "knomesane" too many times - eighty, ninety times? That's too many times. Once or twice is cool, but eighty or ninety times, man?"

J-Roc: "What are you from the department of 'knomesanes'?"

youtube: "know what i'm sayin?"

by 369damnyoufine November 29, 2011

Knifegun

The result of combining a simple knife and a handgun, creating a close-quarters weapon that also fires rounds from the gun itself. First used in the "Let's Destroy Metal Gear Solid 3" video on YouTube, and also used in a 60's Spider-Man meme.

Snake: *holds knife and gun* "Knife..gun..KNIFEGUN."

Spider-Man: *holds knife and gun* "I can create..a knifegun."

by FalseEmissary March 5, 2015

Knife stabber

A knife stabber is someone who hate knives both mentally and physically.

It really hurts the knives feelings, so don’t stab them with with your mean words

Don’t#Hate#Knives they have #feelings too

Knife hater: knives suck
Non knife hater: hey, don’t stab the knives with your harsh word, knife stabber
Knife hater: excuse me?
Non knife hater: K N I F E S T A B B E R

by DooperBooper June 12, 2018