kinderbuden

borrowed from the german for "kind bud" i.e. weed, ganj, marijuana

das iz sum guud kinderbuden!

by granny January 26, 2004

Kidney Stroke

when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.

Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Kinder Surprise

When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well

Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init

by MewJadz June 10, 2019

Kidney Juggle

The act or getting ‘fucked’ so vigorously that one’s insides get rearranged. Fucked so hard that one must see the doctor after this has happened.

Josie’s pussy was so good, i kidney juggled her.

by Hotness6969 March 25, 2020

kindergarten

the time when we would suck are toes and chew on the dr suess books

when we were in kindergarten we were really fucking stupid

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

Kindersexual

An alternate name for a pedophile. Pedophiles have a bad reputation and are shunned by most of society but sexualities are accepted even the most stupid ones.

Dude: Have you heard that about this kindersexual persuasion?

Also a Dude: WTF, does he like keister Kinder Fingers or something?

Dude: Nah my guy, this is just the way pedos infiltrate the LGBTQIA+ sphere.

by Johnny Banboni July 7, 2021

Kidney Ex

An Ex Boyfriend/Girlfriend who still has your kidney in them because you donated it to them.

“Should I leak my kidney ex’s address?”

by Toenail.Clippers November 11, 2022