Same as keytar. Small keyboard or synthesizer, worn on the strap, similar to guitar.
Used by heavy metal keyboardists to do all sorts of #musical masturbation.
Used by heavy metal keyboardists to do all sorts of #musical masturbation.
by dildo777 July 03, 2018
by dah commie monster October 28, 2013
When you are online on Myspace/MSN/Facebook etc and are having a fight with someone else. it is full throttle keyboarding slamming out payouts and put them down.
girl one: "lets do some keyboard killing"
girl two: "ok"
girl one: "OMG YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU"
girl two: "YOUR SUCH A SLUT AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE TO GO WHEN THEY NEED A F*^K. YOUR REALLY UGLY AND YOUR ARSE HAS ITS OWN POSTCODE"
girl one " OHKK, you just keyboard killed me"
girl two: "ok"
girl one: "OMG YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU"
girl two: "YOUR SUCH A SLUT AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE TO GO WHEN THEY NEED A F*^K. YOUR REALLY UGLY AND YOUR ARSE HAS ITS OWN POSTCODE"
girl one " OHKK, you just keyboard killed me"
by mishy!=] August 18, 2009
The confidence people suddenly get to say something offensive or degrading to someone when they are on facebook or another social network. This usually happens because the internet is almost consequence-free when it comes to trash talking.
by ye it's cortez May 25, 2011
the act of sliding your arm on keyboard and put it result into a search engine. Typically done when bored/high.
bored emo kid: life sucks, everyone is so conformist, i'm bored of cutting myself...... how bout a keyboard slide. No hits!! that's totally non confomist it is oozing with awesomeness.
Stoner guy: Whoa!?!!? I have fingers!?!?! I can do so much with them! like uhhhhhhhhhhh.......Whoa?!?!?!? i have a computer!?!?!??!?! Time for a keyboard slide.
Stoner guy: Whoa!?!!? I have fingers!?!?! I can do so much with them! like uhhhhhhhhhhh.......Whoa?!?!?!? i have a computer!?!?!??!?! Time for a keyboard slide.
by emoStoner69 May 13, 2011
one who is a internet tough guy mostly on social networking sites i.e. myspace,facebook etc. probably someone who needs self assurance and the only way of feeling tough.
by 907jones February 14, 2008
A person who expresses militant opinions, especially in support of war, but is too cowardly to do anything about it. The modern incarnation of the chickenhawk.
If you believe in it so much, quit being a keyboard warrior and get your own fat ass over there to fight.
by SuperMagus January 24, 2007