joker dat hoe

eating out dat hoe, during her period, waiting until she nearly achieves climax, and face is covered in blood, crawl up on top of her look her in the eye and say "why so serious?"

Bryan's dad always joker dat hoe, meaning his mom

by jokerdatbitch April 19, 2009

jocer

a dog. a player. a straight up fuck nigga. doesn't care about nothing but himself and talking to multiple people at one time.

Yeah he don't like that girl but he was fucking her, he a real life jocer.

by m_a_y_a_a_l_h November 10, 2017

Jober

When a dunk person is trying to act like they are sober.

"Don't worry guys I am totally jober!"

by fishcake October 27, 2008

Japer

From the noun 'to jape', as in, 'to joke.'

1. One who enjoys the japes.

2. An expert in the art of japing.

1. Ollie said he's going for a bath, but we all know that he's really going for a wank. What a japer.

2. Did you see the Dark Knight yet? Heath Ledger, what a japer.

by TheJaper July 27, 2009

hand jober

1. Call girl or porn star slang for men that they would give a hand job to but don't really want to fuck.

2. The loser reject of society usually fat and or really ugly which strippers or occasional female friends are willing to give a hand job to out of sympathy but wouldn't have sex with.

"I saw this hand jober at work last night, he was a real charity case!"

by sherman3point0 July 9, 2009

The Joker

A very sick sexual act. Why some find this stimulating i'll never know.
When the woman is having her menstrual peiod, the man gives oral sex and wipes his face sideways across the vagina several times. Having a blood-stained "smile" on his face he looks up to her and says "Why so serious?".

1: i did the joker to my girlfriend last night.
2: Dude, why do you always tell me this shit!?

by kjun134576 March 25, 2009

Joner

the frontal area of jeans that sticks up when you sit down.aka a jean boner.

thats a huge joner

is that a joner or are you happy to see me

are you guys the joner brothers?

by xchudx December 1, 2009