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Jones Job

The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.
We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.
by Pete's Dad December 13, 2010
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Verga Jones

The name for anyone who acts like or resembles a "verga" (Latin American word for "cock"). Verga Jones' usually show several signs of extreme douchebaggery. In some countries, however, Verga Jones can be a compliment.
Dude...that guy looks like a penis...total Verga Jones status.
by VergaJones1 June 25, 2010
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Osmosis Jones

Osmosis Jones is perfect in every way no matter what anyone says
by The Hairy Fish February 27, 2020
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Jones' Law

If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.
Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring
by RoiceX June 23, 2020
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Jones Soda

The most original pop in the world that comes in flavors that will totally rock you!
Green Apple is the best Jones Soda flavor.
by anna_banana3 June 25, 2005
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Lukas Jones

Lukas Jones Is a Famous New York Celebrity and a playboy.
he Is the most drop dead gorgeous man, ever to walk this earth. Tall handsome, nice lips, sweet ass. cute smile. The list could go on defining his godly physical features. But his personality is what wins you over. with his sweet charm. and never ending love for snuggling. and his sensitive heart that just keeps on giving. maybe even a little too much.

Lukas Jones can also refer to the term "poolboy"
mainly wearing a thin cloth around the crotch know as a thong (thhh-uhh-ooonggg) That rides up his tush so everyone may view his godly buns of steal.
" Wow, Lukas Jones was endless in bed, he kept going for hours on end it was the best moment of my life! and then later that day, we went and shot up a school while applying hairspray and wearing some D&G shades. "
by Cupcakeking July 4, 2008
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donell jones

african american r&b singer, appeals to most women, and looks FIIIIIIIIIINE
by donell is buff November 27, 2004
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