Slapping The Jelly

euphemism for female masturbation.

I caught sarah slapping the jelly last night.

by Nav irio May 15, 2010

sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017

shelley for the jelly

Is damir who will jelly on anybody biscuit exspecially Amori

Shelley for the jelly will jelly on your biscuit

by Jelly fan February 7, 2018

Whipping up some Jelly

British(generally Birmingham) slang for wanking.

After a long day’s work, it’s always nice to come home and start whipping up some jelly.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

sarah louise jolley

1. sarah louise jolley

2. james' mother

1. all the single ladies want to be like sarah louise jolley! sarah lou is my icon.

2. have you seen sarah louise jolley!? she is one fit MILF.

by rico narsty November 18, 2021

Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024