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Camel Jockey

The GOAT or epitome of facial aesthetics, a camel jockey, derived from bodybuilding misc user CamelJockey, is a person with perfect, or near perfect facial aesthetics. Usually with a bald head and perfectly shaped eyebrows this is the highest compliment you can give someone on their facial looks. A camel jockey is a 10/10 by misc standards.
Look! Camel jockey! Perfect facial aesthetics 10/10 wood plow
by RepLamborg November 28, 2012
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jockerd

A nerd who is a jock. Easily overlooked for his reference as a nerd.
Student in the chess club who studies for hours on every test and quiz who also is the running back for the varsity football team, or other sport position on a varsity team.

The running back is a jockerd.
by Adam Arm December 14, 2008
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Jockey Box

Verb -- the act of car prowling -- to find unlocked cars (at night), open the doors, and see what you can get -- mostly from the glove compartment (or 'jockey box').
Rafael and Junior was out jockey boxin' on the boulevard last night. They got themselves some dope shit. Until the heat came up on 'em and did some head thrumpin'.
by I made the man May 7, 2018
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Joker Did it

From the Wise words of CatsWithSMGS when you don’t know who to blame Joker Did it!
Guy 1: Fuck bro did you hit my car!!!

Guy 2: Joker Did it!
by Karooloe October 23, 2020
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giggle-jockey

Someone whose presence inexplicably makes everything funnier and tends to induce out of control giggle-fests. A giggle jockey him/her self does not necessarily have to be funny
Jackson is such a giggle-jockey… every time he’s around I wind up ROFLMAO!!!
by Laine and Jables July 26, 2008
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register jockey

The ONE worker who, in a fast food resteraunt, ALWAYS stands at the cash register. A very pathetic attempt at trying to look busy, while other do the REAL work.
register jockey: Dude, we busted out like 45 subs that hour!!!

Co-worker: NO, I busted out like 45 subs that hour...you only played register jockey!!
by MIT ckc May 6, 2008
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Tractor Jockey

1) (UK usage) A rural (male) youth who can't afford a 1992 Ford Escort so spends too much time tinkering with his Tractor (also works as a euphemism for wanker)(see also Rural Chav).
2) (USA usage) An enthusiastic tractor operator (see wanker)
1) (UK usage - insult)You are a real Tractor Jockey!
2) (USA usage midwest - compliment) Are you a real Tractor Jockey?
by lisa_urban May 16, 2008
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