jimin

a long lost greek immigrant ascended from the one and only dis knee princesses Jasmine and Pocahontas. the biggest ponky donk bot in all the land.

jimin is defined by;
‘can i please have a frozen coke no sugar?’
‘they’re so scraggly and scrawly’

‘claggul play music’

Jimin

Cutie, sexy, lovely

sometimes cutie, sexy, lovely, sweet guy

a long lost greek immigrant ascended from the one and only dis knee princesses Jasmine and Pocahontas. the biggest ponky donk bot in all the land.

jimin is defined by;
‘can i please have a frozen coke no sugar?’
‘they’re so scraggly and scrawly’

‘claggul play music’

Something that does not exist.

Jimin’s top lip is covered with concealer to appear nonexistent.

Army: Did you know Jungkook has a pet fish?
Other Army: That fish is as real as Jimin’s top lip.

by taehyung’s dog January 7, 2021