Jerking off

Ok, let's get one thing straight, I'm in sixth grade, this two kid in my friends classes, as they say, are always jerking off and moaning in the middle of class and the teachers don't care 😑

My friend : braedan was jerking off in class again
Me: and moaning?
My friend: yep, and the teachers didn't care

My other friend: Carson was measuring his ... I'm Spanish today
(If I'm gonna be honest, I've liked Carson since forth grade)

by Z-baby08 April 1, 2020

Jenkins

The title given to someone who struggles to answer a simple question asked. This person will attempt to give a bullshit response to act smart and seem credible even though they are completely missing the point. If you ever encounter someone like this, just walk away. There is no hope.

Bob: Yo this bitch wont answer my question!

Frank: I know he is being a total Jenkins

Keep Calm Cry

by Pickle Face April 7, 2015

Jenkins

The smelly kid in class.

God Chris, did you shower today? You smell like a Jenkins!

by Matt1105 November 12, 2008

unintentional jerking

When someone watches porn just to watch it, not to jerk it and then in the moment decides to jerk it.

Bobert: man i was watchin porn fully clothed last night then all the sudden im naked and jerked it

Capernicus: unintentional jerking, it happens

by capernicus carlos July 25, 2009

Jenkins

Is the act of being very drunk and throwing a lip.

Hey Cap, are you going to Jenkins with me?

by M.Renz17 April 6, 2012

Jerking

To send someone a delicious bag of jerked beef.

Jane is a very swell gal, she was jerking me the other day, and it was delicious

by Cutlerylover April 17, 2011

Jenkins

1. One who is especially dirty.

2. One who refuses to shower.

3. A foul smell.

(noun)You chased the women away again; you're such a Jenkins!

(verb)Once again, Chris, you have Jenkinsed my night

by JAKESMITH February 9, 2008