jake

the name jake started off when a little anorexic, white (actually white) boy was born in norwalk iowa

“bro did u see jake, i swear if he is i front of a white board or turned to his side u can see his anorexic ass!!”

by hey gwu’s December 26, 2018

Jake

He's just a bit of a prick who says the word epic too much.

Hench Lad: Did you here that Jake got Google Stadia
Female: Yes I did, he also got a Windows phone

by MrNoogin November 12, 2019

Jake

That free character that you get in subway surfers, no one likes him except for Yutani and subway surfer tiktok has decided to cancel him

Person 1: bruh this Jake guy is annoying af
#canceljake2020

by Suckurmummmmmmmm July 22, 2020

Jake

big pp

jake has a big pp

by sexyballs69420 March 25, 2021

Jake

A Jake is a real go getter and will most likely be successful in life. He’s a romantic who will get overlooked due to ignorance. If you find one keep it. He’s dynamite in the sack.

Someone: Have you slept with Jake yet?
Stranger: No but I heard it’s small.
Someone: Average, but, he really knows how to work it in. I loved it.

by Luchador Vespucci October 5, 2020

Jake

Jake is a hot and sexy dude that all the girls have a crush on. He is comfortable talking to the opposite gender and is chill in most situations. He is very outgoing and talented, and popular too. Jake is loyal and kind, but likes to innocently poke fun at people, especially cute girls.

Girl: "Dang! Jake is so hot and just amazing! I believe I have a crush on him."

by Yup, I'm THE king of simps October 20, 2020

Jake

Amino's main hoe.

Jake is the man who shows clear sarcasm and points it out himself.

"Ur soooooo funny" *nobody asks* "yes that was sarcasm"

Makes enemies outta nowhere.

Like I don't fucking get it but tEaCh mOi sEnPaI.

Anyway

#stanJake

by Ada2544 May 28, 2019