A person who is a extreme Muscle car lover, and the type that doesn't like anything that is foreign, aka a nationalist. Primary reason for their muscle car love is the "America, FUCK YEA" attitude. Uses derogatory words to describe anything from Japan or Europe. Thinks that engine power is the only aspect of a performance car. Can be seen doing burnouts in a beat up automatic 94 mustang, which later gets smoked by a Subaru Impreza wagon with half the displacement and cylinders. Doesn't get the point of "handling". Thinks that all import cars are Honda Civics. Not to be confused with a car enthusiast.
Subaru Wagon driver: "Hey is that the 5.0?"
Muscle car Junkie: "no, its a 4.6, too much for you to handle"
*Mustang loses by 5 car lengths*
Subaru Wagon driver: "good thing that race didn't have any turns"
Muscle car Junkie: "no, its a 4.6, too much for you to handle"
*Mustang loses by 5 car lengths*
Subaru Wagon driver: "good thing that race didn't have any turns"
by NSX4244 September 2, 2010
Get the Muscle Car Junkie mug."JJJ" or "Jiggly Junk January" is a phenomena which happens to your Dick if you are a participant of the Destroy Dick December, where you must nut (or cum), a number of times equal to the day of the month of December. Example, Dec 1st - one time, Dec. 2nd - twice, and so forth. DDD is derived from the No Nut November and as a result of the over stress on the male appendage, will likely cause malfunctions in the next month - hence Jiggle Junk January.
If you experience symptoms which may include ED, PD, or just straight Jiggly Dick ; consult you local Urologist for proper treatment.
If you experience symptoms which may include ED, PD, or just straight Jiggly Dick ; consult you local Urologist for proper treatment.
Juan: Man, I got JJJ - Jiggly Junk January from participating last month in DDD.
Roger: If you participated in DDD last month and you think you got JJJ, then you need to go see your doctor.
Roger: If you participated in DDD last month and you think you got JJJ, then you need to go see your doctor.
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The act of using a high powered, high caliber slug to cap or blow ones genitalia off of there body in an act of rebellion against a figure of power or authority who does not wish to comply with requests or demands of the one blowing his junk off.
Mitchell: mom i am going to BLOW MY JUNK OFF if you dont pay 3 more months subscription to WOW!!!
Mom: mitchy NOO!
mitchell: NO WARCRAFT ,NO JUNK!!!
Mom: mitchy NOO!
mitchell: NO WARCRAFT ,NO JUNK!!!
by chuckt12 June 1, 2009
Get the blow my junk off mug.a) One who reads Urbandictionary.com altogether too often b) Some loser who feels the need to insult people or vent their anger on Urbandictionary.com
by Jon January 15, 2004
Get the Urbandictionary Junkie mug.A person who has been sucked into the consumerist network of the iTunes app store, and obsessively downloads. It's fun, but you realize there's no escape, soon after you're sucked in.
P.S. I am an app junkie
P.S. I am an app junkie
Guy: Look at my phone, dude! I got ten new apps last night! Whoot!
Joe: He's an app junkie, that's for sure.
Joe: He's an app junkie, that's for sure.
by Commander Clark November 18, 2009
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Malu was fell asleep in class today because she stayed up all watching all the shows on her subscription last night. What a hulu junkie!
by gypsie-lalaLAlaLala April 28, 2010
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by Joe2009 October 13, 2009
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