issues jump

PR-speak for desperately attempting to jump the bandwagon on a story that is one or more news cycles old, and will have gone stale by the time the PR firm has explained what an issues jump actually is.

"we are making an issues jump on this news event"

by henry.henry August 19, 2008

Issue 1

The end of your rights as you know it; complete bullshit.

Issue one takes your rights away like a dirty pirate named sanchez

by sleeping.in November 12, 2004

baby issues

It’s usually a girl wich is attracted and gets only younger guys . The guys usually fall easely from her charm and they may have some mommy issues too.

“She’s getting another dude younger than her.”
“She has baby issues.”

by Ciupapitto July 24, 2021

Skill Issue

Unable to perform a task; unintelligent

"I cannot blank!"
"Sounds like skill issue"

by No Issues with skills February 5, 2021

Issues with Tissues

A retarded person who is uncomfortable around complicated surroundings.

"IM HAVING ISSUES WITH MY TISSUES" said the retard having issues with tissues.

by Pwa 'm' Pwa November 16, 2009

Skill Issue

Only beating video games on the easiest of difficulties, or having a lot of trouble with a game and rage quitting.

Tanner is having a skill issue because he’s bad at games

by tansbadatgames December 27, 2021

skill issue

this isn't a word you fucking reddifaggot get real insults :/

"durhrur skill issue XD Bro am funny and internt Big man"

by peniscumthethird March 7, 2021