Skip to main content

intensity

1. The power or magnitude of light, heat, or whatever else you might analyze in physics class. Intensity is inversely proportional to the square of distance from the source.
2 (a) Excessive and mindless enthusiasm for an activity which is often trivial or pointless. This concept was coined by a group of students from
radnor high school when they were bored during gym class. When you’re playing soccer, Intensity is the voice in your head that tells you to tackle the goalie. Intensity is the Mortal Kombat theme song playing on the nearest boom box when everyone in your gym class has a hockey stick. At the same time, Intensity is getting pumped over something irrelevant. You would be a normal fan if you got insanely pumped for a footbal game, but you would be Intense if you got insanely pumped for a football game between a mediocre team and a really shitty team (see Lower Merion High School and radnor). Other legit examples are shouting "defense" as other physics olympics teams try to get their rubber-band powered airplanes off the ground, getting in a fight with another school's mascot, and spirited douche-baggery.
Intensity is generally accepted to be equal to perspiration multiplied by duration. With this meaning, NEVER use the original pronunciation. A good bet is In-tense-it-eye.
2 (b) Getting rowdy
1. If I differentiate the double integral of the function of intensity... I'll get the first integral... Screw this physics homework, I'm going to go whack off.
2. We totally need to bring the Intensity to the next game. You know, so we'll be Intense.
by D.J. 'Burth December 10, 2008
mugGet the intensity mug.

incentize

verb
What the boss likes to say when he's explaining how to get your business partners to act in what he thinks is your best interest. It falls somewhere between "encourage" and "coerce". Ironically, whatever it is he's trying to "incentize" them to do is in their best interest anyway, so "incentization" really isn't required at all.
"We need to incentize them to only buy the number of parking places they need."
"Why would they buy parking places they don't need?"
"That's why we incentize them!"
by theghostlight October 9, 2008
mugGet the incentize mug.

Intertextion

(v.) The act of sharing a pillow. Can be used to define all general pillow sharing but is most often used to describe intimate or post-coital cuddling where physical closeness results in the partners sharing a pillow.
1. "How was the date last night."
"I'm not one to talk, but there was some serious intertextion going on."

2. "I slept really well, it must have been the intertextion"
by HTB & Manda April 16, 2007
mugGet the Intertextion mug.

intertainment

4chan: That's intertainment.
by Jen Mac September 9, 2005
mugGet the intertainment mug.

indentification

Using indentation to note something for easy visual reference
This is some text
____This line is highlighted using indentification
This is some more text
...
by Phil Evans May 8, 2008
mugGet the indentification mug.

Ingenthron

To be in IB and have relations with an indian kid.
Sheena pulled the Ingenthron on Bharath!
by Yoyo May 6, 2003
mugGet the Ingenthron mug.

Intense

You know it's intense when you start sweating like crazy.
<GB> So I entered a empty air-conditioned room, sat down on a chair by myself and after 5 mins of doing some intense gr. 11 math I was sweating all over the place

<Ped> LoLz!!!!!!111oneoeneon
by Kosty August 7, 2006
mugGet the Intense mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email