Ineptard

A person who lacks basic skills and shows obvious signs of chromosome misappropriation. Ineptards are commonly seen waiting for the struggle bus wearing sweatpants and helmets and are known to get outsmarted by salads, gravity etc. If you encounter an ineptard do not engage, ineptards have been known to make others dumber by simply standing next to them.

What kind of an ineptard printed this email and mailed it to me

by redflag73630 March 30, 2019

Insta boner

The boner you get immediately after someone or something turns you on

Girl: Hey, I just want to say that I like you
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner

by AwwYeaGuurrll May 22, 2019

instabitch

A man who walks around following his woman with her phone taking photos of her for instagram.

No Dean, that's not the right angle.

Oh bro, Dean is definitely her instabitch.

by tredge June 29, 2019

Insta-tweet-face

When your stuck on your social media for hours and frozen in time. Not even hearing or seeing anything around you.

Insta-tweet-face-

How was your date? Idk... she was. instatweetfaced the whole time!

by Sarah Tennis- Tracy Ca July 6, 2019

Insta model

A slut who thinks she can get paid for posting promiscuous photos that are heavily FaceTuned.

May or may not have “photographers” whom she pays to edit the photos, you know cause she’s so busy with her content!

Becky: there’s that girl from Instagram!

Brian: What girl??
Becky: her @ is *********
Brian: are you sure? That looks nothing like her!

Becky: duh!!! She’s in insta model!

by Whysocurious4321 July 13, 2019

Insta-Ask

When you ask your followers a question on Instagram

I don't know where to go when I go to San Francisco! I should insta-ask and see if I get any cool recommendations!

by mflowers February 16, 2020

Insta-Fast

When you temporarily disable your Instagram (IG) account in-order to work on tackling those project goals you've set for yourself.

When you Socially Distance yourself from Instagram (IG) by deleting or temporarily disabling your account, to work on yourself or various projects.

I'm going to take an Insta-Fast because I need to focus on creating my website www.thecryptocurrencyspace.com.

I need an Insta-Fast from IG, my life is too lit to be sharing with all these hoes.

I think i'm going to take an Insta-Fast because I have a dangerous addiction to IG !

by NOT THEPEOPLESCARLY June 5, 2020