After Ria was cought listening Rolltown by a guy who stole her breath, she broke his heart by showing her 'FLIRT - Forget Love I'd Rather Tease' Identification card...
by Rhoda C. October 22, 2008
Soon after sighting the sheer size of Jacob's schnoz, Spencer swiftly shouts, "He's the last guy I'd ever go gay for!"
by Rebellious Yoshi January 31, 2021
1.Brian said he though that chick was so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.
by Cramerica Industries January 09, 2007
Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"
OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"
OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"
by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006
Used when you happen upon a particularly beautiful woman, and then skillfully using the 1-10 scale as a rating - you twist it into a different type of ending - with the meaning that you would like to fuck this woman.
Me - 'Oooh, u see that?'
U - 'Uh huh, thats real nice!'
Me - 'Rating?'
U - ' Out of 10? ... I'd give her ONE!!'
U - 'Uh huh, thats real nice!'
Me - 'Rating?'
U - ' Out of 10? ... I'd give her ONE!!'
by Hoki June 18, 2004
by Quackers12345 December 11, 2010
something that is said in response to an idea that is utterly despicable, stupid, boring, retarded, or gross.
Tim: hey fred, would you be interested in coming to my barmitzvah on saturday at 3:00 PM?
fred: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy
jack hoff: BRO ISN'T MY GF FINE?
moe lester: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy
fred: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy
jack hoff: BRO ISN'T MY GF FINE?
moe lester: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy
by truthness August 12, 2008