A dangerous disease which infects small children typically between the ages of two and ten. Symptoms include brain rot, lack of situational awareness, loud voice, and disgusting habits.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
by trutherfr June 3, 2024
Get the iPad Kidmug. by Pusspuss gobbler 1000 June 20, 2022
Get the iPad kidmug. This term "iPad addict" refers to people bearing the traits of iPad kids, e.g. being addicted to screen devices like iPads. But, this term encompasses wider age groups, from children, teenagers, to adults.
My brother is such an iPad addict; he can spend hours scrolling through videos and playing games, just like the kids we used to see at the park.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
Get the iPad addictmug. When someone says they can't text you right now because their phone got "confiscated" so they pull up the lamest and cringiest excuse
by XaApPaAx November 21, 2020
Get the Ipad 2013mug. by dragonsarecute April 28, 2019
Get the ipadsmug. Still an iPad. At launch is still just a tablet that has an SoC (System-on-Chip) that is way to powerful for the device because iPadOS (the operating system for iPad is just too limited in terms of… anything.. really…?
The promotional material for the iPad pissed off the tech enthusiast corner of the internet. Apple apologized, then moved on.
Now tech enthusiasts are just waiting for Apple’s WWDC24 to see if they FINALLY allow users to run MacOS on the iPad to fully take advantage of the new SoC.
The promotional material for the iPad pissed off the tech enthusiast corner of the internet. Apple apologized, then moved on.
Now tech enthusiasts are just waiting for Apple’s WWDC24 to see if they FINALLY allow users to run MacOS on the iPad to fully take advantage of the new SoC.
by 4uffin May 14, 2024
Get the M4 iPad Promug. by ur moms hot gf February 2, 2023
Get the ipad emomug.