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iPad Kid

A dangerous disease which infects small children typically between the ages of two and ten. Symptoms include brain rot, lack of situational awareness, loud voice, and disgusting habits.

An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.

Signs of an iPad Kid:

-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.

Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
by trutherfr June 3, 2024
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iPad kid

A annoying ass kid with sticky fingers and crying problems
Person 1 : Chad just said fuck you too just mom
Person 2: Yeah that's because he is a iPad kid
by Pusspuss gobbler 1000 June 20, 2022
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iPad addict

This term "iPad addict" refers to people bearing the traits of iPad kids, e.g. being addicted to screen devices like iPads. But, this term encompasses wider age groups, from children, teenagers, to adults.
My brother is such an iPad addict; he can spend hours scrolling through videos and playing games, just like the kids we used to see at the park.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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Ipad 2013

When someone says they can't text you right now because their phone got "confiscated" so they pull up the lamest and cringiest excuse
Last time Mateo was texting me on his Ipad 2013 while simultaneously texting Danger on his phone.
by XaApPaAx November 21, 2020
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ipads

Plural of ipad, an electronic tablet by Apple brand.
Come on kids, stop playing silly games on your ipads.
by dragonsarecute April 28, 2019
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M4 iPad Pro

Still an iPad. At launch is still just a tablet that has an SoC (System-on-Chip) that is way to powerful for the device because iPadOS (the operating system for iPad is just too limited in terms of… anything.. really…?

The promotional material for the iPad pissed off the tech enthusiast corner of the internet. Apple apologized, then moved on.

Now tech enthusiasts are just waiting for Apple’s WWDC24 to see if they FINALLY allow users to run MacOS on the iPad to fully take advantage of the new SoC.
The new M4 iPad Pro is an amazing Netflix machine.
by 4uffin May 14, 2024
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ipad emo

an ipad kid who wants to be edgy.
bro you see that boy over there?
yea hes such an ipad emo kid
i hate those kids.
me too
by ur moms hot gf February 2, 2023
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