by harry flashman July 4, 2003
Get the hoofuckinray mug.A mysterious and hidden society of extremely intelligent and mischievous pranksters. Originating from the western suburbs of Chicago, Blood-Hoof was created by “The Council of Five”. This council planed and executed most if not all of the early Blood-Hoof missions. Reports about the current movements or doings of this underground community are few and far between. As a rule of thumb reporters and local authorities avoid directly attacking the “Council’ or their operatives less their cars and homes be vandalized with burritos, plastic based cooking wraps, shaving creams, or other soap based products. Due to unfortunate incidents, such as the great syrup misfortune of ’05, have led to the “council” to adopt a closed-door policy making it very difficult for prospected members to gain access. Blood-Hoof will remain a mystery as long as the societies leaders decide to keep it so, but until then the general public should know and recognize that no one is safe and no one should be trusted.
Shortly after this article the journalist responsible found his car covered in $1.99 “Burrito Bombs” that could be found and purchased at any 7/11 convenience store. This raid was claimed by Blood-Hoof in the form of writen warning found on the hood of the car.
by Tod Westwood October 6, 2006
Get the Blood-Hoof mug.it derives from the part used to kick or walk for a pig, donkey, or hooorse! and is also particularly effective in pissing people off, especially in a school or shopping mall (echos work wonders)
when u walk into a school lunch hall, and bellow HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!!! at the top of your gruff/hoaaarse voice. If you want to annoy someone, (eg: a random passer-by, or an innocent bystander) walk up to them and let rip with an almighty "hoooooofing" sound
by Dr. Hoofenstein April 11, 2004
Get the hoof mug.by emilymc124 May 4, 2006
Get the cloven hoof mug.Noun. Can be used as verb (hoofin). Similar to beef. Means trash talk or to have problems with someone, or wanting to kill them. Invented by the East Coast gang J-Unit, used in their famous freestyles.
Nigga why you be hoofin, son, I'm bout to lay yo ass down.
Those fuckas have so much hoof, I wouldn't mess with those foos.
Those fuckas have so much hoof, I wouldn't mess with those foos.
by Luda-J December 16, 2004
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Get the Hoof Cock mug.A small, bad-quality or poorly-assembled marijuana joint that will barely suffice in getting seasoned smokers very high; still, is far better than having nothing to smoke at all. Usually rolled using remnants and scrapings of leftover THC in various forms (roaches, powder, oil residue, etc.)
"Hey man, the dispensary doesn't open for an hour, but I managed to roll a little hoofty to smoke in the meantime!"
by stinsonsteven May 12, 2016
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