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The way you say how dare you/him/it when you dont want to say a subject or pronounce dare correctly. Also a good way to express discontent without sounding like a complete asshole.
Girl: "So my boyfriend i met online is coming, if he's a creeper help me"
Guy friend who likes her "How Durr"
Guy friend who likes her "How Durr"
by theonewhoiscool April 05, 2011
a variety of sounds including yipping, growling, howling, laughing, and even screaming made by a medium sized North American canine.
by John Hartford July 01, 2022
Toddler: How to eat?
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
by iloveferrets101 January 09, 2021
So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
How to poop
by Notmelol123 May 09, 2022
First of all you shouldn’t even be searching this because honey you are BEAUTIFUL you don’t need to look on a website on how to be beautiful, you are beautiful and I may not see you through this screen but I don’t care I know that you are beautiful and you are a beautiful person so if someone tells you you are not beautiful you can either A. Beat the shit out of them. Or B. Not give a shit what they say. Well you shouldn’t anyways. And yes i may be typing this while crying my eyes out because of how ugly and fat I am but I just want to let you know that you are beautiful and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
I don’t need to use “how to be beautiful” in a sentence because the person reading this is fucking GORGEOUS
by IsabellaRod_93 August 04, 2021
by back2first1 December 27, 2020