hatch

when a trans person realizes they're not cis. derived from the term egg. not the same thing as coming out. not exactly a posi experience.

hatching doesn't imply you transform from an ugly cis child into a beautiful swan bb or anything, most of us just become fucked up omelettes

by fish trap July 17, 2018

Snatch Hatch

The hole in a pair of spanx that allow wearers to relieve themselves.

If it wasn't for the snatch hatch in my spanxs, I would have had to completely undress in the bathroom, in order to pee.

by Dodgamatic October 11, 2014

hatchetman

symbol used by the juggalos its a man running with a meat cleaver

did you see that guys badass hatchetman necklace

by juggaloklown May 20, 2015

pudding hatch

A girls vagina

I just fucked my girls pudding hatch last night!

by lawnylax32 April 24, 2009

wiens in the hatch

meaningless/dumb

"oh man! wiens in the hatch!

by Sco Ro Moe November 7, 2003

Teri Hatcher Syndrome

A disease or condition where a formally attractive female begins to lose her beauty and/or gains weight. Occurs in multiple stages of varying severity, ending in death. Teri Hatcher was the first celebrity to get this disease.

I used to jerk off to Alyssa Milano, but now I think she has Stage 2 Teri Hatcher Syndrome.

by nikoff September 9, 2003

hatchet

Juggalo/Juggalette weapon of choice. Widely associated with Hatchetman, the symbol for phsychopathic records.

"We'll never die alone, Juggalos will carry on. Swing our hatchets if we must, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US."

by Kayla Evans October 29, 2006