hamboner

A bald homo-phobe that masks this disease by accusing others of having it. Makes every situation seem gay. Also, did I mention that he is bald? Gets a cul de sac five o'clock shadow. Sometimes is refered to as pigs in a blanket.

Dude, eveything is gay with you, your such a hamboner.

by DeltaShift September 9, 2010

Hamboard

When your hamstrings are so sore from working out, they become stiff like a board.

"Kyle: Bro let's go for a run"
"Matt: Not gonna happen. I have hamboards from the gym yesterday"
"Kyle: Take more N.O. and call me when you can train like a man"

by paumeron September 23, 2011

Hamhogged

Being called out for having a small dick.

We just totally hamhogged that kid with the little dick between us in the bathroom.

by dougdalish November 2, 2012

hamfoot

A person who has a condition in which their feet constantly smell of fresh glazed ham. The odor can sometimes be confused with Canadian Bacon.

Jesus tap dancing Christ it smells like ham in here.

Put your shoes back on you fucking hamfoot.

by Thorp November 18, 2013

haikoozie

A beer koozie with a Haiku on it.

Oh man is that a haikoozie? It'a a freaking Haiku on a beer koozie.

by tredge February 13, 2014

Hameous corpious

When a person/thing shows personality of a soldier as either Spartan gladiator, or legion and refuses to give up at any cost.(ha me us cor pious).

Guy 1: bro James what's up with your brother, guy 2: oh he seems to be showing a personality of a certain soldier , I guess he's become a Hameous corpious

by DatRogue411 March 8, 2017

Håkon

A diva

Håkon is such a diva

by Outofmelk July 18, 2017