Dick Cheese aka smegma around the foreskin.
His cock was thick with hood putty.
His hood putty wasn’t noticed until I peeled back the foreskin.
I need to go scrape down my hood putty. I haven’t showered during this month long corona lockdown.
His cock was thick with hood putty.
His hood putty wasn’t noticed until I peeled back the foreskin.
I need to go scrape down my hood putty. I haven’t showered during this month long corona lockdown.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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An Uneducated person who acts like a primal being of the inferior creatures from the 3rd world. Usually descending from the negroid people of Africa.
“Hey you see you that kid over there who listens to NBA Youngboy and talks like he is dyslexic” - jack
“Yeah jack, He is a Hood Ape. He is always trying to show off his cultures inferior wealth and intelligence as if it’s an accomplishment” - johnny
“Yeah jack, He is a Hood Ape. He is always trying to show off his cultures inferior wealth and intelligence as if it’s an accomplishment” - johnny
by Warcock October 12, 2022
Get the Hood Ape mug.A brotha that has A sweet ass Escalade sittin on twenty fo's but theres 1/4th of a gallon in his tank and he ain't payed a single payment to date.
A brotha that carrys a Louie Vuitton duffle bag with what appears to be stacks of cash in it, but that shit don't got stacks, oh no, that shit is full of all his escalade repo letters, letters from Child services fo late child support checks, his heating bills, his water bills,and his electric bills he ain't been payin in three years because "that shit too expensive cuz".
A brotha that lives in tha projects, eats government cheese, and still lives with his parents that wears the flyest jays, ed hardy,and bling chains.
A brotha that carrys a Louie Vuitton duffle bag with what appears to be stacks of cash in it, but that shit don't got stacks, oh no, that shit is full of all his escalade repo letters, letters from Child services fo late child support checks, his heating bills, his water bills,and his electric bills he ain't been payin in three years because "that shit too expensive cuz".
A brotha that lives in tha projects, eats government cheese, and still lives with his parents that wears the flyest jays, ed hardy,and bling chains.
Person 1: Dayummmm look at that brotha he ridin clean wit dat Escalade sittin on 24's wit that phat duffle bag in the passenger seat.
Person 2: Fuck homie you crazy thats DayDay the feds lookin fo that brotha fo 4 years and i seen him beggin his momma fo money to buy the new 23 Jordan's.
Person 1: His ass is just Hood Rich.
Person 2: Fuck homie you crazy thats DayDay the feds lookin fo that brotha fo 4 years and i seen him beggin his momma fo money to buy the new 23 Jordan's.
Person 1: His ass is just Hood Rich.
by $tl$treet June 30, 2008
Get the Hood Rich mug.A person who is a secret gangsta, on the outside the do not appear to be gangsta but they most definitely are.
by becca09 September 10, 2008
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Get the hood whore mug.A "hood up day" is a phrase used to describe any day for which:
One's physiological state is less than preferable on awakening.
AND the course of action taken to rectify this situation is to conduct the daily routine in a hooded sweatshirt with the hood of the aforementioned sweatshirt up over one's head.
causes for a hood up day may include: flu, swine flu, man flu, female "tummy aches", TVOD, GFDI (girlfriend disengagement illness), BFDI (boyfriend disengagement illness), embarassment, lazyness, depression, cock blocking, WBCFS (work backlog chronic fatigue syndrome), FPS withdrawal syndrome, being mauled by a bear, failing an exam, rape, car sickness, realisation of lack of funds, watching "marley and me", bad night's sleep, no night's sleep, post mid day nap dizziness, dehydration, hunger, bad hair day, failure (all forms) and rejection
However the most common cause of a hood up day is the consumption of copious ammounts of alcohol the previous night, resulting in a catostrophic hangover.
One's physiological state is less than preferable on awakening.
AND the course of action taken to rectify this situation is to conduct the daily routine in a hooded sweatshirt with the hood of the aforementioned sweatshirt up over one's head.
causes for a hood up day may include: flu, swine flu, man flu, female "tummy aches", TVOD, GFDI (girlfriend disengagement illness), BFDI (boyfriend disengagement illness), embarassment, lazyness, depression, cock blocking, WBCFS (work backlog chronic fatigue syndrome), FPS withdrawal syndrome, being mauled by a bear, failing an exam, rape, car sickness, realisation of lack of funds, watching "marley and me", bad night's sleep, no night's sleep, post mid day nap dizziness, dehydration, hunger, bad hair day, failure (all forms) and rejection
However the most common cause of a hood up day is the consumption of copious ammounts of alcohol the previous night, resulting in a catostrophic hangover.
Example 1 (as an exclaimation, and an explaination)
man 1: oh, hi steve i was wonderi...
man 2(interupts): HOOD UP DAY!
man 1: ok maybe later.
Example 2 (used in a phone convesation)
girl 1:hi
girl 2:oh, hiya jen
girl 1:seriously becca, you have to come over and make me feel better i'm having a massive hood up day
girl 2:i'm on it i've got the little mermaid on dvd, but you need to decide, cookie dough or phish food
man 1: oh, hi steve i was wonderi...
man 2(interupts): HOOD UP DAY!
man 1: ok maybe later.
Example 2 (used in a phone convesation)
girl 1:hi
girl 2:oh, hiya jen
girl 1:seriously becca, you have to come over and make me feel better i'm having a massive hood up day
girl 2:i'm on it i've got the little mermaid on dvd, but you need to decide, cookie dough or phish food
by pigaloo November 14, 2009
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