help me 

i'm in great pain help me

SOME ONE PLEASE HELP ME

help me by bouser ten September 21, 2018

Help With 

when there's something goin on and you can't do anything to change things

A:"D00d, u so emo cheer up
B: "I no, I can't help with it thou

Help With by jared00d818 May 26, 2009

help me out 

A subtle (?) way of asking someone for drugs, without alerting a keen ear that might be dropping from the eaves nearby.

Bob: Hey Jim, can you Help Me Out?
Jim: Sure Bob, same as always?

help me out by bt burnem November 16, 2013

Help I need a very strong woman 

I’m going to die without her help

Help I need a very strong woman

Help I need a very strong woman by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2021

Help is on the way! 

Senator John Kerry's sorry-ass slogan in the 2004 campaign for presidency against the incumbent George W. Bush.

The cheasiest slogan one could ever use to win votes.

A very bad cliche that should never be spoken nor written.

After listening to his bullshitt for 15 minutes, the audience started chanting after Senator Kerry: "Help is on the way!"

Help is on the way! by mnihnuht March 14, 2008

Help Me Mr Wizard 

Phrase one says when:

One is having a very bad time in life.
When one has had too much drink or food or medication.
When one is out of control.

Taken from the 60's Cartoon "Tooter Turtle" Tooter would call on Mr Wizard for help.

Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm too drunk to get up"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm having PMS"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm spazzing out"

Help Me Mr Wizard by Cheryl_SF November 5, 2006

Help Helen Smash 

The epitome of garbage normie humor, who’s somehow supppsed to be funny, simply because of a lame, also garbage, Snapchat filter she uses. People who find her funny, honestly shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

Normie:“Hey check out this funny Help Helen Smash video.”

Me, a person with actual brain cells:“You see I’d be inclined to look at it, but unfortunately I’m allergic to comedic intellect below 2nd grade level.”

Help Helen Smash by startgame_88 October 11, 2018