Greenhead

"head" or blowjob given by a girl that
1: never given it before.or
2: given it before but lacks experience.
3: blow job in the duckblind.

That slam-piece i brought home from the bar gave me some Greenhead. But shes a quick learner.

by Instagator July 24, 2014

Greenhorn

1. Someone is new to a particular subject or area.

2. A suspected pedophile who harasses children and people in general.

1. Johnny is new to the job and is still a greenhorn.

2. That man in the woods is acting like a greenhorn and harassing us.

by Datrick gillson April 6, 2021

greeting card flatulence

while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.

Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.

by enuss April 12, 2008

greet

A 'Greet' is a limp wristed granny lover who enjoys nothing better than licking the syphlitic drippings of flea infested dogs cocks.

look at that he must be a 'greet', the dude is craking open that scabed up old ladies punnai with ulcer ridden custard cannon..

by reidy pops March 4, 2004

Greenhaven Rye New York

They'll all have three children and marry an affluent man who will support their tennis lifestyle as they purchase a house in Greenhaven. Then, their oldest will go to a boarding school, and the other two will go to Rye Neck. Their son will be on the Rye Neck Football team, and their mother will show up to every game trying to live vicariously through their child and mentally remain in High School. Eventually, they'll die, and they won't have done anything productive, and they'll spend their lives thinking of the 'good times' in High School and hiding their extreme alcoholism.

That kid with the popped collar and pretentious look on his face is probably from Greenhaven Rye New York.

by The master374564893 May 19, 2011

greeton

An informal expression of greeting with gratitude used by Dukes and miscellaneous rulers alike.

Duke: Greeton!
Me: Hail to thee Duke.

by dav0rd September 24, 2005

greathouse

A bad teacher who always yells and doesn't try to help anyone then singles one out to yell at them on the daily

Man that teachers a real greathouse

I have a greathouse for a teacher this year

by Helpmewin1990 January 9, 2017